Comrade Nephew Odysseas
Odysseas' story begins 1195 BCE. He had laid siege to the city of Troy with it's high walls. Through a cunning deception, he and his warriors snuck into Troy, secreted inside a great wooden horse, which the Trojans foolishly accepted as a token of armistice. When the Trojans fell asleep, Odysseas and his men leapt forth, slew the guards, and threw open the gates! He took the long way back from Troy, against his better judgement, yadda yadda, a few years passed and here we are. Don't ask how it went for the men who sailed with him. It did not end well, through absolutely no fault of his own. Frankly, it was their fault and if anybody should feel bad, it's them.
Nowadays, Odysseas works in construction management. His panoply gathers dust. He seems content to build rather than destroy. But for how long?